I'll have an Eggnov. With Vodka.
After a lengthy drunken discussion following the consumption of many alcoholic drinks and jellos, the fan club decided that Igor's new name shall be Eggnov, in celebration of the holiday spirit. And of course, one simply can not drink a Russian drink with rum. One must drink said russian drink with Vodka. Russian Vodka. Preferably of the Krasnokamsk variety. God I miss him.