Fulfilling a promise
So we said that when our autographed puck arrived that there would be a picture in it for you, the loyal readers. Well get ready to have your collective minds blown. We have for you not one, but two pictures of the puck, and they're candid photos of said puck in the bathroom! Unfortunately for people who have eyes and use them, I can't seem to make the pictures the same size or appear symmetrically within the post. Therefore, you get to dab at the bloody tears this will cause with your tissues. Sorry about that. There is also a comment that all of our readers should check out, left by yours truly.
P.S. Instead of cleaning my toilet, I just photoshopped the image. See if you can find the subtle indicators.