Vice-President Sutherland says...

Hi, if you love Igor Ulanov, then you are definitely reading the right blog. If you don't love him, you're crazy and should immediately get out of my sight. Thank you, from the vice president.

There was once a time in which Craig MacTavish had kinder things to say.

The following examples apparently appeared in the Edmonton Sun. Yes, it's one of the shittier publications available to the Edmonton region, but it has a satisfactory sports section.


Example One

Example Two

Here's to the hope that swollen knees decrease quickly in size.

Welcome

Welcome to our little project. Once the vice-president actually joins this blog, we can get things rolling. In the meantime...

The Edmonton Oilers made some trades today. While many may be overjoyed about this recent event, I am less than thrilled (except the part where they got rid of my arch nemesis, Cory Cross). While I admit that the group responsible for keeping goals out of the net is less than stellar, new defencemen could mean doom for Mr. Ulanov and Matt Greene.

Anyway, read about the trades here.