Friday, April 14, 2006

East: 1, West: 0

Perhaps MacTavish did something right...you know, with this changing of lines business. Or maybe the players were all carrying their lucky Igor-Ulanov-autographed pucks in the game tonight. Whatever the reason...THANK (non-denominational) GOD!!!!

Anyway, you can find the following hilarious little piece here. It made me "lol", as those hell-bent on ruining the English language tend to say.

Originally Posted by sunny mouhammed
Breaking News -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Oilers Get Their Apology, Canadian Press
After hours of deliberation on The National Hockey League's War Room in Toronto, Ontario, NHL Officials have decided to give the Edmonton Oilers a sincere heart felt apology. The Oilers organization are extremely pleased. "I'm very happy with the apology, it was very well written, and they seemed extremely apologetic" said Oilers forward Mike Peca. Officials agreed that Edmonton can hold on to the written apology, and once they collect 5 original hand written apologies for 5 missed calls by NHL officials, they can trade those 5 apoligies in at any NHL Licensed Memoribilia Shop in North America and they will receive a free "My NHL" T-shirt.

There is no confirmation as to which Oiler will get the shirt, but early reports indicate that Igor Ulanov beat out Raffi Torres in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors that also caused a lot of controversy. "Igor made a bomb out of his hand, and I told him it had to be rock or paper or scissors" Torres said, "but he said in Russia, the bomb beats everything, even scissors."
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In other news, I call Craig MacTavish "gach, kling-on for worms," for not playing the Russian Defensive Grand Master. I've never seen an episode of Star Trek, but I have partaken in a game or two of its video board game edition. Those were the days.

I will place you in a stasis field.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Mike said...

You, the one who is moving now. ANSWER ME!

1:00 AM, April 14, 2006  
Blogger the Prez said...

Yes, Captain Kavoc!

2:00 AM, April 14, 2006  
Blogger DonECoyote said...

BIJ!

12:57 PM, April 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After tonights game MacT said he was impressed by Igor at the press conference. As he should have been. Hopefully this means more from him come playoffs.

11:10 PM, April 17, 2006  
Blogger the Prez said...

Everyone should be impressed with Ulanov all the time. Perhaps MacT is finally seeing some sort of light.

12:42 AM, April 18, 2006  

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